De: "Colin LeMahieu"
Objet: Re: OS design concept
Date: dimanche 17 août 2003 10:59
This is not funny at all.
On Sun, 17 Aug 2003 15:54:12 +0800, Zhen Lin
wrote:
>Richard Hayden wrote:
>> "Scott Wood"
>> news:slrnbjt35r.28i.usenet@ti.buserror.net...
>>
>>>On 14 Aug 2003 21:34:02 -0700, jorntk@yahoo.com
>>>
>>>>what is the design concept of window
>>>
>>>The main concept is to allow electro-magnetic radiation in the
>>>visible range to pass through relatively unimpeded, while stopping
>>>the flow of insects and gases, and minimizing the flow of heat. This
>>>is usually accomplished by replacing a portion of a wall with molten
>>>sand, however other materials such as plastics may be used.
>>>
>>>
>>>>and unix
>>>
>>>Please! This is a family newsgroup.
>>>
>>>
>>>>and how this concept affect the services provide by the kernel
>>>
>>>The kernel's primary service is to be consumed, after either
>>>softening or popping from the application of heat and sometimes
>>>water. While windows and eunuchs are generally not involved in such
>>>preparations, one may wish to examine the progress of popping through
>>>the window in the microwave (sound, however, is much more reliable).
>>>
>>>Alternatively, the kernel may be embedded in the floor of that large
>>>room on the other side of the window, where it may copy itself,
>>>producing many more kernels (this may be illegal if you do not
>>>possess a site license).
>>
>>
>> You should really mention the potential risks to health of such a practise;
>> if the rate of kernel reproduction exceeds 1200 kernels/second (kersecs),
>> rogue Windows ME kernels can appear and start decompiling other kernels.
>> Please remember this very real risk in future. A good solution is to embed a
>> fully-triolithic kernel reproduction suppression routine within your
>> original kernel, and ensure that it is run at a minimum of 20 times per
>> second.
>>
>>
>>>>and user interface? thanks in advance.
>>>
>>>Many windows come with a simple-to-use interface whereby one can
>>>re-enable the flow of gases and heat by either sliding or pivoting
>>>the glass. It is advisable, however, to use a semipermeable barrier
>>>to protect against the entry of larger airborne particles.
>>>
>>>-Scott
>>>
>>>P.S. Sorry about the earlier blank post; I hit the wrong key, and the
>>>newsserver I use doesn't obey cancels.
>>
>>
>> Regards,
>>
>
>This is really, really funny... Perhaps I will post it to rec.humor...
>But I'm not sure...
>
>Thanks for the laugh!